"Forget about my 354 wins, 4,672 career strikeouts, and .658 winning percentage, the greatest accomplishment of my lengthy major league baseball tenure has been my ability to regularly pitch seven innings a game while concealing a massive erection."
Okay, you caught me, Clemens never actually said the above quote. But seriously... can life get any worse for him? Roger has been accused of using 26,129 types of steroids, lied about it under oath, and now he faces perjury charges, which will probably lead to prison time. Oh, and he also cheated on his wife with a 16 year old girl, and recently we find out that he can't even get a boner anymore.
Should you feel bad for him? Of course not. He is a giant bag of douche and deserves all of this negative publicity.
- Scottie
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