Tank Johnson to the Bengals? Is this a Joke?

Although this may look like a posting on theonion.com, it's not. The Bengals seriously added Tank Johnson to their team.

Johnson, a 6th year defensive tackle, has spent more time in prison than on the football field. This of course makes him an ideal candidate for the Bengals.

"We feel like this is a better defense for Tank to show his talent," said Johnson's agent.

Sure, a roster full of criminals is the perfect environment for Tank, who has previously spent time in jail for the possession of multiple unlicensed firearms. He just needs to make sure he doesn't associate himself with the 93 other convicted criminals on the roster.