News out of Jacksonville is that apparently Jags WR Troy Williamson wants to fight his former coach with the Vikings, Brad Childress, at midfield during the Minnesota/Jacksonville game on Sunday.When asked his opinion on who would win this epic battle, Vikings Defensive End Jared Allen said the following:
"Coach Childress is a tough-minded guy. And he has a bad ... mustache."
I have a clarifying question for Allen. Is the mustache "bad" because it makes him look bad-ass or because it makes him look like a creepy pedophile? I opt for the latter.
Is this post over yet? Not until I display Childress's response to Williamson's jabs at the coach's weight:
"I'm not like a woman; I'll give you my weight. It's 190 pounds of twisted steel and rompin', stompin' dynamite."
- Scottie
