Reasons Why I Hate The Spurs (and why you should too)

"As the Detroit player inched towards Manu Ginobili in an attempt to establish position, Ginobili dove to the ground as if a grenade had exploded nearby."

4 championships in 11 years... You Bastards

Even though he's played over 11 seasons in the NBA, Tim Duncan has never committed a foul. Simply amazing. (Yes, I stole this comment from Charles Barkley)

If you can't beat em, use an expendable bench guy to shoulder check the opposing team's best player into the scorer's table, causing him to break his nose. Real classy, San Antonio, real classy.

In a stunning chain of events, Tony Parker was driving to the hoop and suddenly he was shot down by a sniper in the nose bleed section!

Wait, nevermind, it looks like he's going to be okay. We just reviewed the instant replay and it appears that Parker inexplicably fell to the floor after missing a layup.

And yes, of course a foul was called, because no Spurs played would ever do anything that remotely resembles a "flop."

Did I mention that Parker is banging this every night?

- Scottie