So for the last two days, I've been trying to find a silver lining in the Black Wednesday injuries to Chris Young and Josh Bard. Lo and behold, I do believe I have found it.I think that when Chris Young returns, he should be forced to wear the infamous Richard Hamilton Schnozeroo.
Just think of the possibilities!
Normal mild mannered Chris Young, seen here demonstrating his book smart nerdiness that got him through Princeton (Dorky McDorkerson if you ask me) would be transformed in to a sheer badass of ninja like proportions.
Here, let me demonstrate...
The following are top secret pictures acquired by the Mendoza Line staff, to be released here for the first time. As you can see, they show the remarkable transformation of Chris Young from mild mannered everyman to intergalactic tough guy. If you don't believe me, ask Derrick Lee.
Pre and post transformation pictures.
Look out league, the Padres are comin' back!
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